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Diff Between Love marriage & Arrange Marriage...

In Love Marriage matlab aap khud kuuye me jake khudkhushi kar rahe ho.......


In arrange marriage matlab ki 500 log tumhe dhakka dekar kuuye me girate hai...


soch lo dono taraf se barbaad hona hai to aap kaise hona chahenge?????

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From My Side *12 signs your falling in love*

*12 signs your falling in love*

1. You'll read his/her txts over and over again...
2. You'll walk really really slow while you're with him/her...
3. You'll pretend 2 be shy whenever you're with him/her...
4. While thinking bout him/her...your heart will beat faster and faster...
5. By listening to his/her voice...you'll smile for no reason.
6. While looking at him/her..you cant see the other people around you...you can only see that person...
7. You'll start listening to SLOW songs.
8. He/She becomes all you think about
9. You'll get high just by their smell...
10. You'll realize that you're always smiling to yourself when you think about them..
11. You'll do anything for him/her...
12. While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time.....

About Me

Software engineer and his wife (Funny)



Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.


Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.


Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.


Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.


Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.


Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.


Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.


Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.


Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.


Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.


Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.


Wife - I will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.


Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.


Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.


Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer .

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